How to write Questions

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So, I was thinking of starting a Q/A thing, for some reason. So the idea is, you comment down below on the page labeled "How to Ask Questions" and you type "How to ___" or "How do I ____, please", etc.. But then, I thought, what if one does not know how to ask questions? Well, I guess this could be the solution. So without further ado, here is How to Write Questions:

Step 1: Think of Something
This is a very very important step. You must think of something that you do not know how to do, or that a lot of people you know do not know how to do. If you just asked, "How do I blank?" Then I would have to make a guide, title it "How do I blank" and then where would we be? Nowhere. Literally, nowhere. So, the first step is to think of something ridiculous- I mean, important, that you do not know how to do, and write it down.

Step 2: Buy a Keyboard
It is quite literally impossible to write a question without some form of writing utensil! On the internet, the most popular writing utensil is the Keyboard, so I decided that that will be the one that I will suggest. Of course, you could also use:
An onscreen keyboard

Take a picture of your written question on a piece of paper

Draw it in photoshop/any other photo editor and send it to me that way

Step 3: Write the question
This is arguably the most important step, because if you do not, where will the question be? Will it exist at all? The answer is A; it will be nowhere, and B; it will not exist. Anyway, just go ahead and get your chosen tool to type with, and then the most important part: Typing.

Step 4: Type
Typity type type. That's it. Just like how I typed. I typed, you'll type, she types, he types, they type, it types.. Everything nowadays types and that is the simple truth. You're welcome.

Step 5: Submit
Now, and you'll here this from me, please don't comment on this post. Will I accept it for a guide? Yeah, sure. But that doesn't matter. The fact will still exist that the proper way is to leave a comment on the page "How to Ask Questions" Because all you have to do is ask.

Now, you didn't hear this from me. Well actually you did hear this from me. What am I even saying you didn't hear me say? I don't know. This entire website is pointless-- I mean the most important thing to ever exist in the existence of existence itself.