Guide to Life #6 | What now?

Okay, so you're a toddler. You can speak. You can breathe. You can eat. You can do a few things that babies can't. But now what? Well, here are a few ideas.

Idea 1: Live.
This one's a small brainer, you just sit there and live. Eventually, you eat. Eventually, you ask for stuff to eat.

Idea 2: Think
This one's a medium brainer. You sit there, thinking, until you come up with ideas for how the world works. Oh, but don't forget to eat.

Idea 3: Think more
This one's a slightly-more-than-medium brainer. So you think. And then you think. And then eventually, you find ideas for how spacetime must work, and the meaning of life.

Idea 4: Don't live
Don't do this one.

Idea 5: Get up and stop reading, you're a toddler!
Come on, you're a toddler reading this, that goes against nature! Toddlers aren't smart! They're small dumb children.

Or not.