How to Stop Dying all the Time

I don't know about all of you, but last week I bought Quantum Immortality. It was only then that I realized, I die a lot. It was also then that I realized I had Quantum Immortality BEFORE I had bought it. What a waste. Anyway, here's how to stop dying all the time.

Step 1: Die a lot.
You have to know what's killing you or you can't get better at not dying.

Step 2: Record what's killing you.
Everyone else in the timeline you're in will think you're mad with that list of things and the number of times it's happened, but YOU KNOW!! You know that you're immortal!

Step 3: Make a pretty graph.
This step is fun.

Step 4: Make an actually useful graph.
Oh, okay, if we can't have fun then I guess we'll at least have something we can use.

Step 5: Try to use the pretty graph.
You're most likely going to fail at this, but if you succeed, good job.

Step 6: Realize that doesn't work, and use the useful graph.
Oh, okay, if you really have to, use the useful graph.. the pretty graph had no correlation to the actual data anyway, it just looked like Pac Man.

Step 7: Learn Martial Arts so you can do backflips to avoid the murderers.
How Martial Arts helps you do backflips is unknown, but it does, so go ahead and do it.

Step 8: Realize it's just front rolls and back rolls, but it's still cool so who cares.
Yeah, back rolls are cool.

Step 9: Avoid the murderers.
If you can do that, good job.

Step 10: You now have stopped dying all the time
You have now figured out how to not die often. Good job. Remember though, you may still die sometimes so don't get angry if you do.

I hope this guide helped you master Quantum Immortality. If it did, go ahead and share this guide to other social medias. If it didn't, comment below why and bully me on social media. If you don't know what Quantum Immortality, feel free to look it up. Goodbye.