So, since I bought my quantum immortality, multiple people have asked on how to fake it.. yet I don't understand what they mean? Whatever, I'll tell them how anyway.
Step 1: Get in a car accident, that doesn't injure you, but make it look like it does.
This normally surprises people.
This normally surprises people.
Step 2: Trick yourself into thinking you die all the time.
Just imagine the worst possible scenario in which you die whenever possible.
Just imagine the worst possible scenario in which you die whenever possible.
Step 3: Tell others of your stories.
This is a good step. Since you've tricked yourself into believing it, you should have no problem tricking others.
This is a good step. Since you've tricked yourself into believing it, you should have no problem tricking others.
Step 4: Get a noble prize for some reason?
This impresses people even though its a worthless prize, like seriously!
This impresses people even though its a worthless prize, like seriously!
Step 5: Fall into a volcano.
Just imagine the looks on their faces when they find out you're not immortal! HA!
Just imagine the looks on their faces when they find out you're not immortal! HA!
The end.
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