Saturday, July 22, 2017

How to Pretend you're Immortal

So, since I bought my quantum immortality, multiple people have asked on how to fake it.. yet I don't understand what they mean? Whatever, I'll tell them how anyway.
Step 1: Get in a car accident, that doesn't injure you, but make it look like it does.
This normally surprises people.
Step 2: Trick yourself into thinking you die all the time.
Just imagine the worst possible scenario in which you die whenever possible.
Step 3: Tell others of your stories.
This is a good step. Since you've tricked yourself into believing it, you should have no problem tricking others.
Step 4: Get a noble prize for some reason?
This impresses people even though its a worthless prize, like seriously!
Step 5: Fall into a volcano.
Just imagine the looks on their faces when they find out you're not immortal! HA!
The end.

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