So today, I was looking at my sub count, and I noticed I had a nice, big, rounded number: 2. Why is this, you ask? Well, I don't know, and it makes me sad, so I decided to make a guide about begging for subscribers.
Step 1: Point out the fact you have a guide on specifically how to subscribe.
Yes, that's right, guys! There is an actual guide on how to subscribe! All you need to do to find it is look at the top left corner of the page! I know you can do it!
Step 2: Remind them that subscribing isn't that difficult.
You know, if you don't have an email, I guess subscribing might be hard, but if you do (and most people I do have an email) then it's quite easy! Mine is inserttheemailyouusehere@gmail.com, which I use for a small portion of my daily activities.
Step 3: Don't just remind them to subscribe, but put the link to your subscribe guide in the post you're asking for subscribers in.
This one's mean. So I'm not going to do it. Why? Because, well. Actually, it's because it's on the page, and I feel like it would seem ludicrous of that was my train of thought.
Step 4: Realize the writer of this is clinically insane
What? Why? I didn't write that! The guy next to me did! Oh, okay, this is bad, now everyone knows.. everyone knows I'm insane. Including myself! I didn't know this! How can I handle this new found knoweledge!
Step 5: Realize this blog is a joke in the eyes of yourself and everyone who's seen it and nobody's ever going to care, and become depressed.
Oh.. Okay. I'll just go.. you know.. Do this. Haha, got you! I'm not going to use the noose to hang myself, I'm actually making a cool hanging table, and I want it to be able to stay up. Hopefully that works, wish me luck.
Step 6: And that's all for today! Don't forget to like and subscribe, so you NEVER MISS A POST!
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