How to Ask for Help

I know this is stupid but my family, which is also unsurprisingly full of extraterrestrials, has the motto "If you don't know what you're doing, why don't get someone else to do it for you?", and I agree.

So, I guess that's what this is.

Step 1: Ask them to post this blog's link on social media.
Nobody will do this, but if they do, I'm grateful.

Step 2: Don't publish this post.
Note to self: you're a failure

Step 3: Wonder who else would read this at all.
Seriously, even if I did in theory publish this post, who would care enough to read. I didn't care enough to read it.

Step 4: Try to come up with original ideas.
I failed at doing this.

Step 5: Finish the post

Bye.