How to Exist

Existing is one of the most important things you'll do in your life, aside from coming into and leaving existence, so I decided to make a guide to teach everyone how to exist.

Step 1: Do you really exist?
Maybe, maybe not. But who cares whether or not you exist? I sure don't. I just care that you, the person sitting there, is reading this guide. And let me tell you, if you're reading this, you have a 98.6% chance of existing!
Step 2: Live.
This is something that's also very important, and not focused on in too many cultures. You have to be ALIVE. If you're not alive, you're either dead or not born yet, so yeah. Gotta make sure that you're alive!
Step 3: Do existey things
Some existey things include the following:
- Eating
- Drinking
- Sitting on a ball moving through the universe at more than 2 kilometers per second around an even bigger ball that's moving at 20 kilometers per second around an even bigger ball that's moving at 600 kilometers per second.
- Feeling
- Breathing
- Dying (This one isn't good though because it ends your ability to do existey things)
Step 4: Try to do something with Life
Life is a very vast medium of activity that feels like it takes a long time but is actually really small. If you want to have a good existence in our existential world, you should try to do something with the life you were given.
Step 5: Pay taxes
This is a dumb part of existing, but if you want to exist in safety, you have to pay taxes so the existential government keeps existential care of you.
Step 6: Do Something New!
Part of existing is feeling your existence. When you're repeating the same actions over and over you're not really "Feeling" anything. You're just going through the motions, and the end of your personal existence comes too fast. So do something new! It'll help you in the long run!
Step 7: Draw a Picture
This is another thing you can do to feel good about yourself and feel existent. Here's a picture I drew:

Step 8: Do you own thing

While this guide may seem like it's telling you that in order to exist you have to do things such as draw, or do something with your life, you can also just do your own thing!

Step 9: You exist! Congratz!

After following steps 1-8 you officially exist and have contributed something to our wonderful world! Good luck on your existential adventure!