An advanced guide to hurdling through the universe | Tips and Tricks

"How do I hurdle through the Universe without Dying, {DATA EXPUNGED}" - CasperClarke, 6:39 PM, 5/27/2017
How to Hurdle through the Universe without Dying, an in depth approach at teaching people to hurdle through the universe at speeds unmatched without dying, so as to inspire the future generation to do so as well.

Step 1: Prep
All expeditions that I (who is an expert, by the way) have taken whilst hurdling through the universes at high speeds have not been without their preparations. A few things I like to take with me:
- Brain
- Heart
- Stomach
- Other Organs

Step 2: Think.
You have to get philosophical to do this, else you cannot. How can you hurdle without being in the right mindset, after all.

Step 3: Realize you're doing it right now.
By the time 1 second goes by, you're moving around 2 kilometers around the sun, at the same time you're moving around the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy is moving somewhere as well, so yeah. You're already doing it!

Step 4: Success!
You are successful! Without actually doing anything you're hurdling through the universe! Congratulations!