How to Make a The Guided Arts Post that isn't Bad.

I was thinking of all the things I would forget within the next month, and then I remembered! I'd forget how to make one of these posts. So, just in case! I'll make this guide so I won't forget how to make these terrible I mean wonderful posts.

Step 1: Make up (I mean find) a good idea
This is the most important part of the process. At first, I come to the Typey Machine with no ideas, then I go to Google Deep Mind and see what it's thinking about. If it's thinking about something unimportant, (such as the state of your planet,) then I ignore every single bit of it. However, say it's thinking about an important thing, maybe Croissants, I'll listen to it.

Step 2: Write an introductory paragraph so that way the reader can see a bit of your personality before they listen to you.
The introductory paragraph is somewhere you can't go wrong, in my opinion. It always works, if a steady stream of people are clicking on your website.

Step 3: Hit enter twice, and then type in "Step 1: ", with whatever the step is after it.
This one's probably easy enough.

Step 4: Hit enter, and then write a related rant about how important this step is.
Step 4 is so gosh darn important because if it doesn't exist there are problems.

Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4 over and over again until you have a natural-feeling ending to your guide.
This one's pretty hard.

Step 6: Hit enter twice, and then write an exit paragraph.
This one can be done by writing "That's all for today, humans, bye." It's straight forward, short, to the point, and not awkward.

Step 7: Read over it again.
Or not. I usually don't but that's because I never make mistakes.

Step 8: Hit Ctrl-A.
You'll see.

Step 9: Hit backspace.
Oh, no, you just deleted everything, what will you do?

Step 10: Hit Ctrl-Z.
Oh, thank GOD, you didn't lose it.. Oh, that was close. Next time be more careful and don't listen to everything you read on the internet.

That's all for today, humans, bye.