How to come up with Original Ideas

Have you ever needed to write a book before? Have you ever wanted to? Are you bored of doing whatever you're used to? If you said yes to any of these ideas, then this is the right guide for you! If you didn't say yes to any of those, then, well, what are you doing here? You're reading, is the answer. You're welcome.

Before we try to come up with original ideas, we must first wonder and question to ourselves, "What is an idea?"

According to Google, which you should be able to find by looking up into the sky at the drones surveying- I mean, being used for non-surveillance purposes, a thought or suggestion as to what you should do next.

Now, if we were to look at some of the good ideas, and came up with a list, of the top 10 ideas, you'd find out that all of them were already written down as full ideas for stories.

My normal suggestion for when you can't do the BEST, is to go do the WORST. However, in this situation, the top ten worst ideas are ALSO already in books! So the solution is to go for mediocrity. It's the only way.

Mediocrity is simply the middle. However, if you look at the precise middle of infinity ideas, you'd find that that idea has already been used to write stories!

At this point if I were you I'd just give up. However, I am not you, and so therefore you will not give up.

(Probably) Intermission.

If you are questioning the sanity of the writer of this at this point, I must welcome you to the club! Because, I am indeed clinically insane. Probably.

(Probably) End of Intermission

Now, that we have found that all the good, bad, and "ok" ideas are all taken, the solution is, to go to the middle, and go down one step, and continue doing so until you find something original. If you continue doing this and find the bottom, go back to the middle, and start going up. I can give you a 99.99(with an infinite number of nines)% chance that you will find an original idea.

Good luck coming up with your mediocre to terrible ideas!