How to Fit in with Humanity

     Have you ever wanted to fit in? Do you not know how? Well, it seems you've come to the RIGHT PLACE!! Here at TGA Inc., we've been striving to figure out the secrets of staying alive, getting a job, and most importantly, not dying!

     Step 1: Drinking Water

     Now, all humans know this, but some species of aliens such as myself are unsure as to what we need to do to drink water. The way that we get water in this society is pretty easy. We simply go to a place such as a water fountain, or a sink and bend over.

     Now, on my home planet we don't drink water. We ingest it using our Psycho Super Abilities, and that's pretty simple for us. However, in my new home known as Earth, that's not physically allowed. People will call you a weirdo for somehow teleporting water into your stomach.

     I know, this is hard to deal with but of course, all aliens have to deal with going to a new planet at some point in their life.
     Step 2:  Eating normal food
     I know, all of us Aliens love a nice Worm Sushi, but on Earth humans enjoy eating (Ew) Chicken and Rice? Both of these are absolutely disgusting and terrible for an alien's health, but on Earth we must fit in, and so we must follow this rule.
     Step 3: Be a greedy, terrible, jerk.
     All humans are like this. If you're nice, you simply won't fit in. Sorry, Niceians.
     Step 4: Get human surgery
     All aliens must LOOK like a human to fit in, obviously, like seriously. How would I fit in looking like my original self? I wouldn't! So you get a surgery where they remove your skin and replace it with human skin, and make other parts of your body more human-like
     Step 5: Congratz! You fit in!
      You now look like a human, and you're fitting in just fine! Continue to act more and more humanlike- and one day, nobody will even be able to tell you and an alien apart!

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