Guide to Life #3 | GOOD Ideas.

So, since yesterday's "Guide to Life" was so negative, I've decided to be positive and say the only [insert number of ideas I have made here] good ideas there are in life.

#1: Living
#2: Breathing
#3: Sleeping (On a regular schedule)
#4: Not sleeping too much
#5: Not sleeping too little
#6: Eating a normal amount of food
#7: Not eating too much food
#8: Not eating too little food
#9: Getting vaccines and shots so you can say healthy
#10: Listening to the government and never questioning anything
#11: Make more ideas
#12: Make ideas that can make ideas
#13: Have your ideas that can make ideas make ideas that can make ideas
#14: Have your ideas have their ideas make ideas that can make ideas
#15: Have your ideas have their ideas ideas make ideas
#16: Repeat.
#17: Be good
#18: Don't be bad
#19: Don't be too good, either
#20: Rejoice that I made a post with more than 20 points in it.
#21: Get angry that the 20th and 21st points were meaningless.
#22: Have me make a "proper po-
#23: Read the next guide.

Guide to Life #4 | Evolving from Baby Level to Toddler Level.

So, you've been a baby for the past 3 guides, get it? You read all this as a baby. So now, it's time to learn how to evolve.

Step 1: Get off of your back, and start walking.
This one's pretty simple. Most baby's lay on their back all day, waiting for something to happen. But when they become a toddler, and on that day, they get up, and they walk. It's pretty simple.

Step 2: Start asking for things instead of crying about them.
When you become a toddler, most (I said most, some toddlers and even adults cry a lot) children decide that crying is bad, and that they should stop it. This is mostly because it's embarrassing, and they're finally becoming self conscious.

(Optional) Step 3: Go to Preschool
I remember when I was a toddler, my parents sent me to Pre-Galactic School. It was fun, except for the part that all the teachers were generals commanding armies 90% of the time. Once we almost died, but since the generals couldn't let children on board die, they had to actually try to win and won! You better be glad that children were on board or the course of galactic history could've been different!

Step 4:

Guide to Life #5 | Ascend.

So, you know the way, now do it!

Ascend.

Ascending, 1%.

Ascending, 20%

Ascending 50%

Ascending 90%

Ascending 99%

Ascending 99.001%

oh.

okay, we might be here for a little while. Come back tomorrow after the rest of the guide loads!

So, I made like three guides all at once. That's nice.