Thursday, June 1, 2017

Guide to Life #1 || Starting Off

There are so many ways you could start a story, (or series,( or anything,)) but I just couldn't think of WHERE to start. So I decided to start off with the actual start. Of life. Also known as starting off.

Step 1: Become a baby.
When starting off in life, you must be a baby at first. We all start off as one, so you must start off as one as well. Once you're a baby, you've started off, but it's impossible to survive as one if you don't follow the next [Remember to add the number of steps minus step 1 here] steps.

Step 2: Cry.
Crying makes adults think you need stuff, and maybe you do, maybe you don't. We all cried as a baby, and we all pretended to actually need stuff, right? I wasn't the only one who was just pretending to be a stupid baby that cried, right? I hope so.

Step 3: Pretend you can't Walk
You have to do this. Either that or the adults think you're smart, and you'll be treated like a slightly older baby. When we start off we can't pretend to be smart even if we are.

Step 4: Pretend you can't talk.
This one is self explanatory I think. I think. I hope. I need.

Step 5: You are successful.
Good job, you have now started out. Good job. You are now a baby!

This has been the first guide in a series of [remember to put the planned amount of guides here] guides that I will make about living. Hopefully this first guide helped you out, and the next will too! Have fun as a baby, I guess.

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